Feel the Change. See the Truth.
Introducing SYNERGIA by Orochi
Are you tired of the static? The constant hum of a world out of tune? You are not imagining it. You are simply uncalibrated.
SYNERGIA is more than a wellness supplement. It is an alignment. Our patented Noospheric formula helps synchronize your personal bio-frequency with the world's latent harmonics. The result? Unprecedented focus. Heightened perception. An end to the background noise.
Stop just living. Start resonating.
OROCHI GROUP
Innovating a better, more coherent you.
*Full-page advertisement recovered from a water-damaged lifestyle magazine in the back of a Seoul taxi cab.*
Side effects may include lucid dreaming, auditory hallucinations, and a temporary shift in color perception. Do not operate heavy machinery until you are fully harmonized.
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